if i had all those guns and jump about each day singing little songs and polish them and seel them on the internet and everything and people would click on their web browsers for miles around to see my awesome restored guns and want one for their fireplace.
I guess i'd have to deactivate them all though but even so, that would be awesome.
I'd give them all names and give them all a bit of character background so they had personality and they would get shipped out in boxes with straw in them and little guides on how to feed them and exercise them an stuff.
