I need one of these for my pretend friends
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-19425726Joseph Currie, 46, pretended two bits of pipe taped together was a sawn-off shotgun during the raid at Jim Blair Insurance, Shawlands, on 28 February.
The High Court in Edinburgh heard that he made off with £2,773 in cash but was caught after admitting his crime to a taxi driver who drove him away.
I think its a telling sign that not even honest bank robbers give a shit anymore.
He should have just filled a govt form out for 7.5 years free food and room service, would have saved him the effort of having to find tubes and sellotape etc, which I think are probably controlled items under the Trident gun reduction program.
He totally looks like he was glad he got out of bed. He should have asked his pretend girlfriend for some sexy lingerie to compliment his bank robber outfit.
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