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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: mydeacs on July 12, 2012, 05:20:34 PM

Title: Kittens
Post by: mydeacs on July 12, 2012, 05:20:34 PM
Quite a few people arrive at this site whilst looking for kittens.

So it makes sense to have a thread on kittens so as to lure them intop ths forum.

the question then is how to convert them into deactivated gun collectors?

Talk about kittens in this thread.

(http://www.mydeactivatedguns.co.uk/images/BW-kitten.jpg)

No mean words about kittens please!!!
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: s811 on July 12, 2012, 08:12:19 PM
Quite a few people arrive at this site whilst looking for kittens.

So it makes sense to have a thread on kittens so as to lure them intop ths forum.

the question then is how to convert them into deactivated gun collectors?

Talk about kittens in this thread.

(http://www.mydeactivatedguns.co.uk/images/BW-kitten.jpg)

No mean words about kittens please!!!


why kittens cute yes but what about bisccies, there nice to, you cant dunk a kitten, cos that would be mean, custard creams on the other hand love a dunk. to convert a kitten lover, how about a feather tied to the end of a pull through but you would have to buy the rifle as well, or use a magazine to hold cat treats. the thing is now that you have started this thread, what happens when someone who collects de-acts reads this and wants a kitten ??? have we lost them to a kitten frendly forum, or when you take a kitten to vets do you get it de-activated, because i cant spell the other word you know the 'c' one
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: mydeacs on July 12, 2012, 08:27:00 PM
(http://catscrew.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/photosofkittens.jpg)
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: mydeacs on July 12, 2012, 08:28:05 PM
(http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Kitten-M240G.jpg)
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: mydeacs on July 12, 2012, 08:29:07 PM
(http://uniqideas.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/kitten-with-hands-up-gun-pointed-at.jpg)
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: stonelyweasel on July 12, 2012, 09:45:29 PM
kittens are indeed awesome probably on a par with biscuits! Never been a fan of the custard cream tho. Remind me of old peoples homes. 
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: s811 on July 12, 2012, 11:11:59 PM
kittens are indeed awesome probably on a par with biscuits! Never been a fan of the custard cream tho. Remind me of old peoples homes.


you know me i like hob nobs, cant put kittens n nobs together somehow it dont seem wright, now i must agree that custard creams and kittens and old people seem such a better mix, like cat food and hair nets the staple food of old ladies....
graham
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: stonelyweasel on July 13, 2012, 12:19:15 AM
And bounty bars! The old lady down the road had a drawer full of them when I was growing up!
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: mydeacs on July 13, 2012, 06:23:54 PM
I read an indepth scientific report written by clever people that stated if you put kittens onto your web site your sales would increase by 20%, regardless. Basically, if you look at any sales advertising, purchase stage and take two groups, one with kittens, and the other without, the one with kittens will have 20% sales return.

I wanted to try that with my online soldier of fortune service company, but instead I used naked girls, and that worked just as well.