My Deactivated Guns Forum
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: mydeacs on August 16, 2012, 07:30:42 PM
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Ricardo McKenzie, and govt employee was caught smuggling weapons into Police State England inside a huge tax payer funded weapon of mass destruction typically used for killing random strangers at great distances.
(http://www.standard.co.uk/incoming/article8053313.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/gunman.jpg)
Detective Chief Inspector Gary Bruce, from Trident, said: 'im just glad we didnt fuck it up like we usually do, touch wood, lol'
McKenzie served for seven years in the Princess of Wales's Royal Regiment as a private.
He carried out tours of duty in Iraq.
The court didnt hear how McKenzie had developed an attachement to guns and stuff during his time killing innocent people for the governemnt and just liked to dress them up in womens clothing and cuddle them. He claimed the rifle was brought back as a collector's item but refused to answer any further questions, in particular questions related to cuddling them.
The Trident people said 'It has led to the imprisonment of a dangerous collector and removal of three lethal souvenirs of his time being a sanctified murderer and ammunition from the streets of London and planet earth, weapons which would undoubtedly have been used to impress girls and on occassions the postman and also the Virgin Media Cable installation team that come into your house and fit stuff and ask all about the guns and fighting dummys but carefully dont mantion all the female mannequins dressed like prostitutes. Trident operations such as this one help to ensure that no one is safe from being arrested no matter what they do if its a bit odd or wonky. Bonusses all round.'
I hope they dont arrest my ancient uncle thats dead who brough back an 88mm pak AA gun as a souvenir by hiding it in his tobacco tin. Im sure they'll want to ensure justice is metted out there too.
Heres a run down of McKenzies collection:
Count 1) Possession of firearm (Colt .45 handgun), contrary to Section 5 (1) (aba) Firearms Act 1968;
Count 2) Possession of firearm (Weihrauch Magnum .357 revolver) contrary to Section 5 (1) (aba) Firearms Act 1968;
Count 3) Possession of prohibited weapon (Hungarian FEG SA 85M rifle), contrary to Section 5 (1) ab) Firearms Act 1968;
Count 4) Possession of expanding ammunition (3 x .38 special calibre expanding cartridges), contrary to Section 5 (1) (f) Firearms Act 1968;
Count 5) Possession of ammunition without firearms certificate (25 x .45 calibre cartridges), contrary to Section 1 (1) (b) Firearms Act 1968;
Count 6) Possession of ammunition without firearms certificate (57 x 7.62mm rifle cartridges), contrary to Section 1 (1) (b) Firearms Act 1968;
Count 7) Possession of ammunition without firearms certificate (67 x 7.62mm Tokarev rifle cartridges), contrary to Section 1 (1) (b) Firearms Act 1968;
Count 8) Possession of ammunition without firearms certificate (7 x .38 special calibre cartridges, contrary to Section 1 (1) (b) Firearms Act 1968;
Count 9) Possession of firearm with intent to endanger life (Colt .45 handgun), contrary to Section 16 Firearms Act 1968;
Count 10) Possession of firearm with intent to endanger life (Weihrauch Magnum .357 revolver), contrary to Section 16 Firearms Act 1968;
Count 11) Possession of firearm with intent to endanger life (Hungarian FEG SA 85M assault rifle), contrary to Section 16 Firearms Act 1968.
Trident are happy to say that McKenzie has been sent to jail for 17 years of slap up meals and nice friends to network with and all that at our expense and stuff and will probably do a degree in pottery or French Underware or something and get a few cse's if they still do those.
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Thomas Shanks
Vickie Fletcher
Vickie Fletcher was a 21-year-old nurse who began working at Pontefract General Infirmary, West Yorkshire, in 1995. Also working at the hospital was 49-year-old anaesthetist Thomas Shanks. The two formed a stormy relationship that lasted three years. Eventually Vickie jilted Shanks and shortly afterwards began a relationship with David Griffin, a former patient at the hospital.
Shanks had served as a doctor in the SAS during the Gulf War. When he returned to Britain he smuggled into the country a Kalashnikov AK47 rifle as a souvenir and which he kept in his flat at the hospital. On the evening of 7th May 1998 Miss Fletcher was having a drink with Mr Griffin and his son in the Castlefields public house in Castleford when she received a telephone call from Shanks. Following the call Vickie and her party left and went to another pub. Shanks turned up shortly afterwards and he and Vickie started to argue. Vickie left the pub and returned to the Castelfields.
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The Castlefields
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Thomas Shanks
Shanks returned to his flat, assembled the rifle and put it into his Peugeot car before driving back to wait in the Castlefields' car park. Vickie went out into the car park to speak to Shanks. Within minutes Shanks had brought out the rifle from his car and Vickie fled in terror. Shanks fired fifteen rounds in total, ten of which struck Miss Fletcher. She died within two hours. Putting the weapon back into his car, Shanks drove off and went to Lennoxtown, Strathclyde, where he was later arrested.
At his trial at Sheffield Crown Court, Shanks denied murder but admitted manslaughter, claiming that he had been affected mentally by his part in the Gulf War. On 19th April 2000, after a trial lasting eight weeks, Thomas Shanks was found guilty of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment. He was also found guilty on charges of possession of a weapon with intent to endanger life and illegal possession of the AK47. Concurrent terms of twelve years and nine years, respectively, were imposed.