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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: mydeacs on September 17, 2012, 09:57:27 PM

Title: Caption Competition
Post by: mydeacs on September 17, 2012, 09:57:27 PM

(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c111.0.403.403/p403x403/296496_10151059257677672_1644065943_n.jpg)

Is it just me or does it look like police like to wear black all the time like they were closet goths. Why dont they wear nice GREEN uniforms like ambulance people?

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: mydeacs on September 17, 2012, 10:07:37 PM

impersonate police people, item one, truncheon

http://www.wdmilitaria.co.uk/viewphoto.php?shoph=12170&phqu=7 (http://www.wdmilitaria.co.uk/viewphoto.php?shoph=12170&phqu=7)

item two - hat - i rest my case.

http://www.chrisjohnsons.co.uk/viewphoto.php?shoph=3194&phqu=5 (http://www.chrisjohnsons.co.uk/viewphoto.php?shoph=3194&phqu=5)

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: mydeacs on September 17, 2012, 10:35:22 PM

(http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article88248.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/a-lay-by-on-the-main-a1-road-at-hillsborough-co-down-where-the-body-of-jennifer-cardy-was-dumped-after-her-murder-pic-pa-550926852.jpg)

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: s811 on September 18, 2012, 08:04:25 PM

caption 1. ok madam you say " the man held out his cape like this, landed right here, gave you your pussy back from up that tree, then flew away" and how much have you drunk today???


caption 2. marion you silly bitch, what do you mean "youve found an old water cylinder" thats the UXB...

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: mydeacs on September 19, 2012, 10:47:51 PM

(http://www.surrey-constabulary.com/uploads/1/1/2/9/11293584/5518676_orig.jpg)

Before the force was a farce.

Big strong strapping chaps with firm trunchions. Not a fat ponytailed kicjboxing 4 foot 3 inch ninja blonde tart amongst them. I wonder why? Any guesses?