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General Discussion / David Cameron reported to police as war criminal
« Last post by mydeacs on December 08, 2015, 09:26:46 PM »
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/war-criminal-david-cameron-reported-6972446#rlabs=1%20rt$category%20p$10

You cant make this sort of stuff up.

Hopefully the police will take their dicks out of their girls knickers and arrest David Carmeron.
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General Discussion / Fear Mongering
« Last post by mydeacs on December 07, 2015, 01:52:58 AM »
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/police-reveal-277000-guns-scotland-6529023

The presses constant blathering on about easily reactivated deactivated guns really annoys me.

Guess what, anyone with a mill and a lathe and build a complete gun from billets and bar!!!!

go away with your scare mongering.

you dont need a deactivated gun to make a gun. you just go to b and q and buy some bits. stop harrassing law abiding deactivated gun collectors that like to CUDDLE FIREARMS!!! idiots.

its not illegal to have a deactivated gun.

What about all the corrupt polititians? why dont you harp on about how dangerous polititinas can be and suggest they are all made illegal. Getting together and plotting illegal bombing runs in other peoples countries where they DONT WANT US!!!! Sounds a little more sinister than a hunk of stupid metl.
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General Discussion / Deactivated Guns Put Back For £50
« Last post by mydeacs on December 07, 2015, 01:46:33 AM »
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/420722/Deactivated-assault-rifles-sold-and-reactivated-on-the-black-market

I can totally put deactivated guns back to good working order for £50. Just give tme the £50 and wait there, i'll be back in a moment.

seriously.

hes gone all the way to the chech republic and brought deactivated guns that might be reactivated?

why not go there and buy real guns?

Where is the chech republic? sounds dodgy to me, i bet you can get anything for a few dollars or a pair of levis jeans.
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General Discussion / Re: Charlie Hebdo Guns Might Have Been Deactivated
« Last post by mydeacs on December 07, 2015, 01:27:52 AM »
Everything needs to be taken into context, for example, when Galumpgh declared war on an adverb!!!

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General Discussion / Charlie Hebdo Guns Might Have Been Deactivated
« Last post by mydeacs on December 07, 2015, 01:23:36 AM »
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/eu-countries-plan-crackdown-firearms-paris-attacks-145220489.html#gX0Zaxi

Somehow I doubt it.

I wonder what the full story is?

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Firearms can be de-activated so that they can no longer be used for lethal action. But loopholes and different national legislation among EU members can be exploited allowing for weapons, though to be out of use, to be re-activated.

This is particularly pressing because of evidence that the January attack on French magazine Charlie Hebdo was carried out with Kalashnikov rifles that had previously been decommissioned for legal sale, EU officials say.

They should be worrying about getting rid of all the idiots. If there were no idiots then these problems wouldnt occur.

What they need to do is make it so people can buy stuff from that Chec site and ship them to the UK and I can take all my guns in my luggage to Holland. Whats the point of being in the EU if you cant take your guns with you?

As an accomplished cartoonist I know what its like to be harrassed for what you draw:



Note, im not at war with the British Governemnt, its just a satirical picture I drew 20 years ago.

Curently on the drawing board ASSAULT PARLIAMENT- an epic adventure story of an assault on parliament, like Assault precint 53 or whatever, except on parliant, to be followed by my yet to be drawn classic, assault Wakefirld, a three war tour de force as a team of extremists assault HMP Wakefield to kill everyon but the guards have to deal with the conflict of interest between saving the prisoners and fighting the extremists and then the police get involved and the army and the prisoners get guns and fight the guards and everyone is fighting everyone and I wronte it,
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General Discussion / I dont understand Twitter
« Last post by mydeacs on December 07, 2015, 01:11:53 AM »
http://www.swlondoner.co.uk/ak-47-recovered-in-hammersmith-as-met-police-push-for-gun-owners-to-take-advantage-of-weapon-amnesty/

Who has time to stare at a twitter stream all day? a stream that mostly makes no sense at all.

Whe I drive down the I175 in Florida they often have Silver or Amber alerts for a car registration and something like Call Amber 1234, like Whoa? Am I supposed to have a phone or something? What about all the people that dont like the internet, people like me? Are you going to mail everyone?



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There have been 47 guns handed in across London as of this morning, fortunately the AK-47, handed in with rounds of ammunition, was deactivated.

Wow, I think this is the same as the otherone.

#giveupyourgun

OMG, I have just figured out that if you go to Twitter and put a # in front of a word it means that people searching for that word MIGHT see your stupid unreadable Tweet, like #omgicantstanditanylonger t.co/fucketyfuckbollox omg lol brb woot woot - like its a readable sentence that could be used in a times article on political dabate or held as case history in a court of law.

Mostly when I go to Twitter I cant see anything as im not logged in and I dont think im the only one. Thanks #THEPOLICESTATE I definatly wear my STASI badge on my dressing down everyday and have been for the last 4 years thanks #POPROUNDFORTEAAT 3.30AMANYDAYYOUWANT

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The campaign follows last year’s firearms surrender which resulted in the collection of 350 firearms along with 12,300 rounds of ammunition.

Thats a lot of ammunition. I hope they dont define air pellets as ammunition because 12,300 rounds is enough to start a war. Where did all that come from? I mean, thats sort of impressive, I guess. I always say that these ISIS people would not be half as effective if they didnt have ammunition. Where do they get it? Its not like its easy to make? You need a press and firing caps, its not simple, especially if your an idiot. Just wait until they have fired all their bullets? Someone is giving them the ammo. Probably the same people that are giving them the TOW systems.....
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General Discussion / Re: I'd like to bathe in a pile of awesome guns
« Last post by mydeacs on December 07, 2015, 01:01:20 AM »
if i had all those guns and jump about each day singing little songs and polish them and seel them on the internet and everything and people would click on their web browsers for miles around to see my awesome restored guns and want one for their fireplace.

I guess i'd have to deactivate them all though but even so, that would be awesome.

I'd give them all names and give them all a bit of character background so they had personality and they would get shipped out in boxes with straw in them and little guides on how to feed them and exercise them an stuff.
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General Discussion / I'd like to bathe in a pile of awesome guns
« Last post by mydeacs on December 07, 2015, 12:58:15 AM »
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/world/europe/article4628350.ece



So, the guns had nothig to do with the race of the people trading them? whats that? Muslims and such? I recall the IRA had a lot of guns too.

If you look closely you can see in th ebottom right an air cooled type barrel, thats mine, I saw it first, me me me.
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General Discussion / I Hate Gun Amnesties So Much!!
« Last post by mydeacs on December 07, 2015, 12:55:12 AM »
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/ak47-assault-rifle-handed-to-met-police-in-gun-amnesty-a3130186.html



Look at that awesome SA80 thing. Awesome. I'll give them £50 for that, but nooooooooooo, they'll have to scrap it and throw it away.

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The AK47, which police described as "incredibly rare", was handed in in Hammersmith and Fulham, and had been deactivated.

Incredibly rare? Really? On what basis? the fact that its a bit old looking?

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Detective Superintendent Stephen Clayman of the Trident and Area Crime Command, said: "Whilst some dangerous weapons and ammunition have been surrendered over the last ten days, I acknowledge that the number of firearms being handed in is lower than expected, hence this final last push to encourage people to do the right thing.



The smiling policeman? Coersing honest people to hand in their legally owned possessions? Pherhaps we should have a hat amnesty where people with legallay owned hats can hand them in just in case their hats suck donkeys calls or somthing or they get used to bore people to death?

I totally would not participate in such a stupid event and my hats would stay firmly in my wardrobe.

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