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mydeacs

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Kittens
« on: July 12, 2012, 05:20:34 PM »
Quite a few people arrive at this site whilst looking for kittens.

So it makes sense to have a thread on kittens so as to lure them intop ths forum.

the question then is how to convert them into deactivated gun collectors?

Talk about kittens in this thread.



No mean words about kittens please!!!
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2012, 08:12:19 PM »
Quote from: mydeacs on July 12, 2012, 05:20:34 PM
Quite a few people arrive at this site whilst looking for kittens.

So it makes sense to have a thread on kittens so as to lure them intop ths forum.

the question then is how to convert them into deactivated gun collectors?

Talk about kittens in this thread.



No mean words about kittens please!!!


why kittens cute yes but what about bisccies, there nice to, you cant dunk a kitten, cos that would be mean, custard creams on the other hand love a dunk. to convert a kitten lover, how about a feather tied to the end of a pull through but you would have to buy the rifle as well, or use a magazine to hold cat treats. the thing is now that you have started this thread, what happens when someone who collects de-acts reads this and wants a kitten ??? have we lost them to a kitten frendly forum, or when you take a kitten to vets do you get it de-activated, because i cant spell the other word you know the 'c' one
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Re: Kittens
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2012, 08:27:00 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2012, 09:45:29 PM »
kittens are indeed awesome probably on a par with biscuits! Never been a fan of the custard cream tho. Remind me of old peoples homes. 
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2012, 11:11:59 PM »
Quote from: stonelyweasel on July 12, 2012, 09:45:29 PM
kittens are indeed awesome probably on a par with biscuits! Never been a fan of the custard cream tho. Remind me of old peoples homes.


you know me i like hob nobs, cant put kittens n nobs together somehow it dont seem wright, now i must agree that custard creams and kittens and old people seem such a better mix, like cat food and hair nets the staple food of old ladies....
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2012, 12:19:15 AM »
And bounty bars! The old lady down the road had a drawer full of them when I was growing up!
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2012, 06:23:54 PM »
I read an indepth scientific report written by clever people that stated if you put kittens onto your web site your sales would increase by 20%, regardless. Basically, if you look at any sales advertising, purchase stage and take two groups, one with kittens, and the other without, the one with kittens will have 20% sales return.

I wanted to try that with my online soldier of fortune service company, but instead I used naked girls, and that worked just as well.
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